Dynamite Dan – Florinthedwarf reviews a ZX Spectrum game from 1985

Explosives?! Probably not what you want in a zeppelin.

Oh, Dyamite Dan. Why are you so difficult but also so damn beautiful? My god Dan, I just can’t stop touching you, looking at you and hoping that one day I may be able to see more than three screens of your glorious game. I wish I knew how to quit you.

Death looks pretty imminent down there…ooh, ice cream!